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So now I hear your minuscule minds ticking away over there with the many questions that your human race has comically existed with since the dawn of your era... you know the questions I'm talking about.. (For example in case you weren't sure of what questions I am referring to, for those of you with the bare minimum level of IQ which allows you to remember to breath... these are the questions usually floating around your minimally used brains: What's the meaning of life? Are we alone in this universe? Do I look fat in these pants?) Now coupled with my appearance - your minds have added another question to your list of ridiculous considerations... Why has this stunning specimen of a being appeared out of the Blue? (excuse the pun) Well, simply put - I'm here to look after the little guy(s) and gal(s) of the league.

I have stepped forward in volunteering my time to write the round previews and wrap ups for the Blues website. I will be waging my own personal war against the tyranny of the OAFL Stuporhero stable. This war will be long and bloody, with many battles lost amongst the ones I will win. But the cause is just, with the honour and dignity of many on the line. The time has come to be counted.

PS: Here are the answers to those other stupid questions kicking around in your painfully empty heads, maybe now you can put your minds to better use.

1 - Win an OAFL Premiership, 2 - No, 3 - Fat would be an understatement.

PPS:

- These Stuporheros have an unhealthy obsession with how short and tiny the Hawks Shuttleworths' football shorts are. Perhaps if they watched the game more than the clothing players wear they might actually have something newsworthy to write about.

- Martin Walter's budget would see him shop at more higher end stores than Kids Gap. I'd say he'd shop in the Kids section of the Bay.

- The Blues do seem to have their Aussies scoring more goals than their Canadian teammates - but will the clubs that wouldn't have the likes of Lombardozzi, Dunne, Goedheer and co pull on their jumper please step forward?

If you have something interesting (and hopefully intelligent) to say email me... This e-mail address is being protected from spam bots, you need JavaScript enabled to view it   but don't waste my time.  I'm a busy man.

BluesNews: The Blue Beetle will be writing Bluesafc.ca round previews and wrap ups starting with Round 8's preview to be published later in the week. Watch this space.